Two Preoccupations of Summer

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Upon Watching Hitman

Dearest Timothy Olyphant:

You are so hot I would do you- even

with a barcode on your head.

Just don’t open your mouth.

Upon Gesturing Unwisely with Liquidy Pudding

(over White Carpet)

Oh, Chocolate stain on my floor:

Please be kind and submit to my washcloth-

I can’t afford steam cleaning.

and you are so darn brown.

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2 Responses to “Two Preoccupations of Summer”

  1. Jake Says:

    this is so beyond me I won’t even try. who is timothy olyphant? i would ask the google but I’m sure you could tell me much better.

  2. postitpoetry Says:

    Hahaha the lead man in “Hitman.” This is like… 90% in jest, because while he might be attractive, he’s so incredibly bad in that movie that I can’t take him seriously. In it, he’s bald and has a barcode tattooed on the back of his head because he was raised by a covert international assassin network. It’s based on a video game, needless to say.

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