I had a good date last night.

September 14, 2008 by

So, I am such a fan of boys:
Boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys boys.
My date was totally good,
Boys boys boys boys boys boys.



September 12, 2008 by

I am very excited for:
Burn After Reading, which premieres today.
Regardless of one bad re-
view, I will watch anon.

In other news, all readers of post-it poetry are encouraged to send in their own poems for a special readers-only post! Send in your poems to bailey.postitpoetry@gmail.com by Tuesday, Sept. 16 if you would like your poem featured!

I got into college yesterday!

September 7, 2008 by

Life can work unexpectedly:
Yesterday I found myself overwhelmed.
My eyes dotted with hot tears,
I’ve never been so good.

Sorry about the absence…

September 4, 2008 by

…and to apologize, I’m posting two today!

She leaves and I am more mad than hurt:
I suppose it’s just how selfish I am.
Thinking she’d want to stay here-
When there holds more to find.

Squat shoeboxes in my closet:
There I find letters to my future self.
They tell me, “Be good, be smart.”
I must tell them I’ve failed.

I guess this is my excuse for not updating.

August 29, 2008 by

Some people don’t understand breaks:
Will be testing on Taming of the Shrew.
This will be tomorrow, two-
Not one week from school’s start.

My British Literature teacher is funny and all, but this? This huge test? Is so not cool.

I can’t buy new clothes until I lose ten pounds.

August 23, 2008 by

I am made of white grape jelly:
Useless globs to spread upon sandwiches.
My stomach bulges, pregnant,
With food and fat and flab.

In other words, y’all, I seriously need to go to the gym. Also, the title is for real. I refuse to waste money on clothes that don’t look good on me anyway, so I made a deal with myself. Here I go!

Oops, again.

August 22, 2008 by

Once engulfed in seductive dreams:
Flannel and warm like my layered wrappings.
I awake, and I realize–
I have forgotten her.

I was supposed to pick up my sister from her freshman orientation for high school. This was supposed to happen at noon. I woke from my nap at 12:30. I suck.

Mmm, I like this place better now.

August 20, 2008 by

Reasons I am not a tourist:

ice wine, hiking, and then some more ice wine.

who gives a crap about tours-

there is booze to be had.

I’m one of those people that is frightened by opportunity.

August 20, 2008 by

Some day, I hope to conquer this:
This fear of being better than I am.
It reigns huge and hopeless here–
My mind its soiled kingdom.

alo from canadia

August 19, 2008 by

A postcard from niagara falls:

apparently I don’t like gambling.

overpriced everything here:

ten dollar french fries, beer.