You, my tempest in a teapot:
Whirling hurricane of inconvenience.
Rest within your porcelain walls,
And cease our tireless dance.
You, my tempest in a teapot:
Whirling hurricane of inconvenience.
Rest within your porcelain walls,
And cease our tireless dance.
Three-Cheese Ziti Marinara:
Frozen, diet meal, packaged in plastic.
You are really made with cheese,
Though one would never know.
The dove that nests above the door:
She’s gone now, twigs etching runes on the ground.
It’s all heaped upon the stoop,
And it is really gross.
A treasure trove across the hall:
Mounds of golden words and gilded pages.
I find myself leafing through,
Exploring the unknown.
Today, I yawned myself awake:
Stretched discomfort from taut and tender limbs.
With the day at my fingers,
My clock spewed wrong numbers.
At the faire we greased our friendships:
Powdered sugar clinging to us like coats.
The lights circled like halos,
We danced into the night.
Yes, we do have a county faire in our little semi-rural area. Yes, I nearly bought a duckling (or two; they were on sale!). Yes, funnel cake is probably the tastiest poison ever invented. All in all, it was good fun.
An open bag, crisp and salty:
The curvature of your body, magic.
I’m ever so hungry, dear,
I live, long for each bite.
Yeah, I’m eating Sunchips for breakfast. Which happens when you wake up twenty minutes before your shift starts at work. Whatever, Sunchips are delicious.
I may have slack’d off for a while:
‘Tis an honest mistake, I assure you.
I forgot my username,
And my password with it.
Apologies to all for my intense, year-long silence. School was particularly overwhelming this year, and, on top of that, I couldn’t for the life of me remember my username, which makes it difficult to log in. I had an epiphany late last night, and you can heretofore expect sporadic, but frequent, updates.
Due to the thousands of things I insist on pursuing, this thing won’t be updated any time soon (unless Bailey wants to start up again?) It’s not that I don’t write these, or like them- it’s that my energy is being invested elsewhere. Until something changes, you can always follow my adventures at ipayraptattention.wordpress.com.
Upon Watching Hitman
Dearest Timothy Olyphant:
You are so hot I would do you- even
with a barcode on your head.
Just don’t open your mouth.
Upon Gesturing Unwisely with Liquidy Pudding
(over White Carpet)
Oh, Chocolate stain on my floor:
Please be kind and submit to my washcloth-
I can’t afford steam cleaning.
and you are so darn brown.